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| A sea of Palmers on the lanes |
Once again the Paradise Palmers banded together
in the dungeon of Sam’s Town to defeat our neighbors to the north, the
Huntridgians. More Palmers than ever
showed up for event and we even got meet new neighbors Tina and Deborah who
made their inaugural appearance. We got
off to a late start, hoping that more Huntridgians would show, but after 45 minutes
we realized that only three chose to represent their ‘hood. In our standard challenge format, two games
were played, multiple beer pitchers were downed, and plates of healthy bowling
alley food appeared. Despite all these
plusses, somehow Huntridge took control, and it was too late for the
Palmers. Final score: Paradise Palms 113.4, Huntridge 117.2. Good job Huntridge, don’t let it happen
again.
So shouldn't the first line read, "Once again the Paradise Palmers banded together in the dungeon of Sam’s Town to EXPERIENCE CRUSHING DEFEAT AND UTTER HUMILIATION AT THE HANDS OF our neighbors to the north, the Huntridgians"? I only ask because I'm deeply concerned with journalistic accuracy. And talking smack. Mostly talking smack.
ReplyDeleteYou would think, but no. We're bringing in ringers next time.
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